The story is told of a woman who wanted to attend a senior citizen’s retreat at a church camp. But remembering the primitive church camp cabins of her youth, she worried that they would not have indoor plumbing. To quell her concerns, she wrote a letter to the camp director. But when she sat down to write, she decided not to use the word “toilet” in a letter to a stranger. Instead, she decided she would use the phrase “bathroom commode,” following up with the initials “BC” thereafter. After introducing herself to the camp director on most of the first page, she finally wrote the question “Do the cabins have bathroom commodes?” Then she wrote “If not, where is the closest BC?” But there was only enough room to write “If not,’ at the bottom of the first page, however, so she had to write the question “where is the closest BC?” at the top of page two. She then wrote a few more sentences, and signed the letter.