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Mom made me ask for the day off tomorrow cause she had planned to take us to Disneyland but now we're not going ))):
Perhaps I'd be going over the line by insinuating a connection between Melania Trump and Vladimir Putin. Cuz I can'…
trevor hates michael moore so we have to stop seeing each other : /
100% sure i'll have the lyrics to every song on calibraska memorized by tomorrow
The new iPhone is announced tomorrow. I already want it
Berkshire's Buffett says bought some IBM shares in Q3 - CNBC: NEW YORK, Sept 8 (Reuters) - Warren Buffett, the...
@user @user @user Why are we allowing Russia to run our country. Trump is unfit. This will g…
Soundboard came today! Tomorrow is set it up and see if it all works day lol. If all goes as planned I'll be streaming 24-7 soon!
"At Least 25 Killed in Fire at Saudi Hospital: In Saudi Arabia on Thursday, a fire tore through the maternity a...
Update on the event for Saturday Sept 12th For those who were expecting a Fleetwood Mac open microphone night,...
School in Hogwarts probably 😇 #HARRYPOTTER #FantasticBeasts 💜
@user Chet Faker and Kendrick for me. Giraffage was dope too. Had to work the booth Sunday night but I still heard Elton and Sam Smith
kanye west may be the only soul i value more than my own
If you desperately want to get your hands on a Galaxy Note 5 and are in Europe, this may be the petition for you:
"If Aldo vs McGregor AND Rousey vs Cyborg are both booked for UFC 194 at Cowboy Stadium, I just have to be there!
@user Hey Tommaso when is the release date for 0.12 on iOS? If the answer is around the 8th thats where my school starts!
@user @user I heard someone say elections have consequences.... Who was that? Reid or Pelosi? oh yes, obama
Throw Back Thursday to Demi Lovato. Anything is possible if you just believe. 9/23/14 #ThrowBackThursday
@user @user ERIC IM SURE YOUR DADS ON THIS RECOUNT SCAM RITE?GEORGE SOROS AND ALEX WOW!
I know this is a throw back but I loved you in Jurassic Park! @user If they do a 5th one you should be in it!
@user i just ordered one from Amazon it'll be here on Friday let's fucking rOLL
Did Justin ever just sat there and thought: "oh...I'm really talented"
Just read about the iPhone5 ... we can upgrade in November and I am definitely trading in my Thunderbolt for the new iPhone. #LoveMyMac :)
Is North Dakota fracking out of control? ✋ #energy #oil #fracking
@user We do have the new Moto E however - it is similar / better spec'd than the Moto G (1st Gen)
"Cainer was given a Key to the City of SF. June 13th will also forever be known as """"Matt Cain Day."""" #SFGiants #PerfectCain"
I may have started playing the Kim Kardashian game again
Omigod! Tomorrow is gonna be 12/12/12. Wow! Opposite day? Hmm. X
Brothers off to Ibiza tomorrow and he's currently in the kitchen listening to Fleetwood mac, fucking loser hahahah
because of you i won't give up #TheWalkingDead @user
5K votes per minute. We can get the 1st position again C'mon Monsters. We can do it. #MTVStars Lady Gaga
shawn and charlie are both going to the vma's tomorrow & camila is with shawn today & charlie sits behind the girls tomorrow i am fascinated
I just want Thursday to come for Naruto
Jersey shore season four tonight :) x
"Up to 1000 soldiers sealed off the Andersonstown area, Belfast and searched for IRA suspects and weapons;4 Nov 1971
@user Walker will win a Cy Young.
Hopefully doing a meet and greet Friday Night With Stan Walker and Elen Levon :D Bring on the celeb life!!
"-- he mumbled something like Remus Lupin, 7th year and now it sucks that people always just know James and Sirius, -- [ @user ]"
Ok Dongwoo\u2019s fansite is not accepting new members right now...need to register on the 11th
I want to attend Sam Smith's concert at MOA Arena on November.
"Today is National Hot Dog Day. I feel that since it is also two-slice Thursday, @user should've had a chili cheese hot dog pizza."
leaving for Germany tomorrow : I keep repeating it to myself \u002c somebody pinch me !
Jim Rogers: Bernanke Hasn't Done Anything Right as Fed Chief ...: From the blog Breakout: On September 12 of thi...
@user Thanks for sharing this course Gary. :) You may want to check out this blogpost on Amazon ML as well:
Tomorrow is Monday. Do...do...do...do....do....do...it's just... Another Day by Paul McCartney via @user
"#3DT Make sure you find your self at the \""""S.E.C\"""" THiS Thursday for $3 Thursdays!!! $3 w/ College ID $5 w/ Reg. ID til 11pm!!! #iParty"
YES!! Allowed to go to the @user concert in Oslo in May!! :D now all I need is to get those tickets...
@user Live stream of Apple event requires <long list of Apple stuff>, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10.
@user @user thanks for the 2nd half info on Neb helps salvage a rough betting day #latechsuckd
The weeknd and Ed Sheeran mixed together is the 8th wonder of the world
Oh! So bummed @user has no rooms avail on the 16th! Where the heck am I supposed to stay when I see Madonna?
Samsung's Galaxy S6 Edge+ now up for pre-order in the UK: Samsung's Galaxy Note 5 may never come to the UK, ...
I\u2019m definitely going to that cypress game Friday.
We'll be at Dunkin again on the 29th! Come on out! Or you'll surely miss out! #localmusic #Janesville
#ifonly #stillwithher #presidenthillaryclinton #monsinnyc while walking down the street on…
School tomorrow just killed the awesome vibe I was just in
@user Netflix are about to make some more:
@user Thank you for the follow! #TWD #TWDFamily #TheWalkingDead 👍🏻😎😎👍🏻#TheBoondockSaints
@user on notice: #Iran sending arms to #Hezbollah #terrorists using commercial airlines. @user @user
Catching up on TWD #amc #TheWalkingDead
@user In other related news\u002c you know there\u2019s no Parks tomorrow?
GOOGLE - CERN will open the BOTTOMLESS PIT of Prophecy Sep 23RD? -
Who had two thumbs and is the happiest girl in the world because she might get Greys Anatomy season 4 tomorrow? Oh yeah\u002c thats me! ;)
Beyonce is probably the best female Virgo I never met, 2nd to my girl @user lol
If we could just send TAKS scores instead of SAT/ACT my life would be a billion-trillion times easier.
We go to the 3rd tied at one thanks to Kris Bryant's solo homer
Tomorrow Shawn is going to be an hour away from me and I can't go see him my heart hurts
"Wednesday is Movie Day! We recently saw Ant-Man, Southpaw and Amy (the Amy Winehouse documentary). What have...
Apple has a recall on all 1st generation iPod Nano's, And will give you a 6th generation iPod Nano if you return the 1st generation one.
I'm too young to be this stressed.
Won two tickets to the White Sox game at a raffle . . . 2nd place was four tickets.
Opening de Ricky Martin 🎶💥@laliespos 💞 #LaliEnMexico
I remember buying my tickets to rowyso last year the day of my wwa concert at MetLife and now tomorrow is the concert
"Unlike Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris didn't get drunk "one night" and spout off remarks of anti-semitism; he does this every Thursday."
got Being Human series 4 today. May just watch that tomorrow if this shitey weather continues :)
Lexus said it may be 2-3 more months before I can take my car to the dealer for the recall on fixing the...
@user Obama WARNED us that if the U.S. doesn't step in & help write TPP rules, China will! Who should we trust? Now TPP is a goner
My #GilmoreGirlsTop4 1. Richard 2. Gil 3. Jess 4. Luke
#Spurs #GoSpursGo SAN ANTONIO SPURS #Card LOT TIM DUNCAN DAVID ROBINSON MANU GINOBILI AVERY JOHNSON #TimDuncan #NBA
So that's Obama Care, prosecuting Clinton & the Mexican border wall that he's now reneged on?! #lies #establishment…
ICYMI: Last night's 'All That Jazz' with @user & @user to celebrate the @user win a little more.
Chelsea and I might be going gym Friday??
GeniusFootball: Carlo Ancelotti's 5 January targets to make his side even more stronger/Unstoppable! See: ...
Welcome back to the squad David Wright who is batting 4th tonight. #LetsGoMets
Newcastle Utd upping the ante in the 2nd half.
see everyone at Dunkin tomorrow we're all gonna need it xoxo
@user @user @user @user result of libs experiments: millions dead, countries destroye…
Gayathri Kumar. @user Have you seen these handsome Katy Perry images? You may wonder:
@user @user Tomm and Sunday most likely. Not sure when I\u2019m going back. No power in NJ
I'm emotional calibraska is tomorrow and I can't get it ughhhh h8 life
@user nigga Saturday were going to a Farmington hills party!!!
I like the look of those Dark Souls 3 PC specs. My machine may actually run it!
Fuck you\u002c band that covered it on Friday night\u002c and fuck you Ricky Martin for existing in the first place you big jerk.
No Vaseline by Ice Cube may be the greatest diss I've ever heard #StraightOuttaCompton
I just want to get drunk tomorrow night and hangout with somebody and also go see Kendrick Lamar live
2NE1 rocks Okinawa with stylish airport fashion: On 2012 October 28th\u002c
Somebody come with me to see Jurassic World tomorrow @ Byrd
colts game tomorrow with drew Budd!
"I just sat here, watching videos of Zayn. I never realized that I miss him this much."
RT @user Remember "Alt-Right"-a name they gave themselves,re-branding "White Supremacists". Bullshit can't get normalized. Let's ca…